I aim to provide a comfortable and non-awkward service, and will answer any queries relating to my services by phone, email (click here) or within 24 hours via my ad on Gaydar.co.uk.

I'm often asked for an hour of spontaneous fun or to give a sensual massage. The emphasis tends to be on me to advance the session, as this is what most clients want, regardless of age and experience.

I am very open-minded, and will listen to all suggestions. Elsewhere, many gay escorts who are not properly equipped for the profession, promise "no limits" in order to turn clients. Often, the escort then refuses to perform the most basic of services (regardless of hygiene or age), or may take further payment for "acts". I am totally upfront about my cost, and my no-go areas, as I am self-respecting and have a good regular client base, allowing me to refuse new work I am uncomfortable doing. Here is a short FAQ, designed to pre-empt many of the common doubts and concerns. A call is always advised for detail and context:

I am of an advanced age and substantially overweight, will you see me?

Age, weight, race, inclination, etc are not issues for me. As you will see below, basic hygiene and respect, are far more important.

Do you kiss?

Assuming that you have a good level of oral hygiene, I will enjoy kissing as part of the experience - be it the massage or full service, as described on my Tariff page. I prefer clients to have brushed and then used mouthwash - which I can provide if required.

What is your position and what "acts" are you comfortable with?

I tend to be "active", although I am able to adapt.

Whilst there is no legal issue providing or seeking my kind of service, for legal reasons I prefer to answer the more specific questions over the phone or in private email.

What does a massage involve?

If you wish to pay the lower massage tariff, I can provide a sensual, naked massage on my bed. This is generally a firm, hour long oil massage, leading into passive fun (you sit back and enjoy my touch, nothing given in return). A full service can be provided for the full tariff if requested. I sometimes work with professional masseurs, and can refer you to the masseur or join the masseur for four-handed services.

For peace of mind, a nervous client may ask me to limit the service to a massage, until he consents to further.

Do you carry equipment, "paraphernalia" etc?

Yes. I have a small and discreet laptop case full of kit with me at every appointment. It contains props for every hygeinic pleasure-giving request or need I may be faced with.

What special requests can you most easily cater for?

Any request, however bizarre, will be considered.

The commoner requests (for which I have props) are underwear, football kit and other clothing. Body hair removal/shaving is also a common request, although I am not specialized in root-level hair removal. B******, C******* P*********, S******* and W********** (please enquire) can be provided if the scene is explained fully and agreed upon. Role-play is also OK, but I do not generally take on "coercive" roles or roles requiring lengthly study unless paid adequately. It is best to be upfront about these things, especially for outcalls, as I can not take every prop to every appointment.

I want to take you on a dinner date. How would this work?

I will normally be able to put aside time in my diary for eating out before or after appointments. I do not insist on payment for this extra time, other than for the expense. If the dinner date is a standalone event, I will just charge escort rates + expense and no more.

I want to take you on holiday/on a trip. How would this work?

Very easily. Just explain your requirements. Whether you require a travel companion for a business trips, or a hired driver, I will cost it up against a pre-set daily rate (see my Tariff page), which can be revised downwards in special circumstances. Full service is included and no further costs, other than the expenses of the trip will apply.

Longer holiday bookings can also be fulfilled with notice.

What meeting places will you consider?

Most places, depending on the service. In theory, homes, hotels, saunas, cars and outdoors are all OK.

I want to pay for two guys or more/want you to join me and my partner, is this OK?

I will be happy to meet with your own clean, safe, discreet escort, regardless of sex, looks, etc. I also have recommended duo partners. I will only do a client's bidding for a duo session if I have received a deposit (half of combined fee) to secure the booking. Many of my duo partners are non-advertisers and do not share photos.

Two paying clients will be charged as one.

You are a gay escort. Do you see women commercially?

I can and have provided services to women/male-female couples when requested.

FURTHER READING: NERVES

Many clients are unsure about the legality and possible consequences of hiring an escort. It should be noted that escorting and prostitution are legal in the UK, regardless of whether one is seeking or providing services. Some potential clients are afraid to call the escort, meaning that the escort will request a nominal deposit as proof of good intentions. There are ways that this can be done anonymously, and it only applies to the first meeting.

Common reasons for hiring an escort are discretion/marital status, avoidance of harassment by casual partners, one-off convenience, and specific fantasy fulfillment.

FURTHER READING: TEXT MESSAGES/MMS/WEBCAM

Please contact me by phone (or email if you can't phone and do not want to meet on the same day). I can answer a limited number of questions by text, but will never finalize without a phone call unless the client provides a security. "Confirmed" text bookings are known within the escort industry to have a success rate inferior to 50%, regardless of what "promises" are made. I am not so desperate as to take this kind of risk. MMS "phone porn" and webcam streams are much like escorting, so please do not contact me unless you are able to pay upfront.

FURTHER READING: DISTANCE

With my system of communication, distance really is no issue, even if travel costs do prove prohibitive when we discuss options. On my booking page, you will find an option to subscribe for travel updates. That means I will send you a text message every time I am due in your area.

FURTHER READING: TIME WASTERS

I can spot intentional time wasters and spam pretty easily. My only reaction is to hang up on the time waster or spammer, or to ignore them until he/she shuts up and hangs up.

Whilst intentional time wasters are a reality in the daily life of an advertising escort, most people who contact me (however confident or well-advised) are genuine. Those who I do book with, would have nearly always contacted me on an open phone number and agreed to meet at a certain place and time, and pay a certain amount for the service.

For those intent on causing annoyance - please note: If someone were to threaten, harass or defraud me, I would be entitled to pursue a course of legal action. I have no irregularities in my tax status that would discourage me from doing so.